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12 Reasons to Miss P.J. Carlesimo
Written by Zorgon   
Wednesday, 26 November 2008 22:33

Well, this is kind of overdue, since we are 3 games into the Brooks era. Still, I think it was time to give P.J. a proper sendoff. In the spirit of Golden State of Mind's 44 Reasons Why giving Mike Dunleavy 44 Million wasn't a good idea, I present you with this:

12 Reasons to miss P.J. Carlesimo (1 for each loss).

12. The only person listening to him being either A) Joe Smith or B) A Scrub.

11. His trying to use telekinesis to put the ball into the basket.

10. His ability to chop a fly in half using his fingers.

9. His losses getting so bad that he can start thinking about what he's going to eat for a midnight snack.

8. The fact that he was able to resist the urge to take a dump on the court because his team was doing so bad.

7. His ability to practice his birdcalling techniques while also calling a basketball game.

6. His ability to start taking up second jobs while also coaching.

5. Kevin Durant being so blinded by P.J.s ties that he is forced to look away.

4. His intrigue at just how sexy Russell Westbrook is....in a non-gay way, of course.

3. His charming smile.

2. "Nobody Insults the Tie!"

1. His amazing ability to strike a pose.

 

And, since he did win one game, I'll list off all of the reasons why it's a good thing that he was fired.

1. He can get back to gardening!

 

Farewell, P.J. You will be missed.

The good old days....

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avatar Joe
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I think P.J. should really get himself back into the college game. He won't get any more NBA looks as a head coach. And he can be an assistant if he wants, but why not get back to where he had success. He would find no shortage of opportunities. Look at Tim Floyd, Calapari, Pitino....all flamed in the pros, but went back to college and had success.
Thursday 27 November 2008, 16:46
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Ah, certainly. I'd hate to see him rot in an assistants chair....and I'd love to cheer for his college team. Hopefully he realizes this instead of futily reaching for the unreachable.
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